They Really Tried It: Personalized Certificate *RESTOCK IN DECEMBER*

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“In honor of being absolutely missed by the bullshit, and remaining duly unpressed and unbothered despite any fuckery attempted.”

This certificate honors noble achievement in drama-dodging, micro-aggression navigation, rising above, not having it, thriving through mercury retrograde, and the general survival of all nonsense.

Personalize this piece with your name, or give this award to an esteemed friend or colleague! We're sure you've earned it, no credits or transcripts need to be submitted.

Available in 3 border colors, each finished with gold foil ink, an official seal of excellence, and Barry Obama's sweet signature (well, a digital reproduction anyway)

These measure 8.5 x 11" and fit in a standard diploma or certificate frame. Frames are not included! (But they are usually found at most dollar stores.)


1. Pick your desired border color.

2. Enter the name as you would like it to appear on the certificate in the notes section of your purchase.* The notes section is the box right below shipping!

* Please note that I have a very limited number of supplies, and these are printed and assembled on-demand. Any and all proofreading is the responsibility of the customer, and typos will not be refunded or reprinted!